Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I had a meeting

Meeting, meeting. I'm in a meeting.
And in this meeting, there's lots of seating.
But is this a meeting or is this a beating?
At least this room has some good heating.

It's raining outside.
My time I will bide.
And maybe I'll ride
On a bus to hide.

I kinda hate my job.
I'd rather kill a hobbe
With my sword I named Bob.
The hilt's a door knob.

Hobbes are from Fable,
A video game on my table.
You can play if you're able.
Sorry, there's no horse stable.

What will I do
In this meeting of poo.
Maybe throw a shoe.
You do it too.

Honestly, it hasn't yet started,
But I think someone farted
And it was uncharted.
From this world I have departed.

Now I'm in heaven
Or a seven...
...eleven.
Mmmmmmm Slurpee.

2 comments:

  1. I'd say the meeting
    with adequate heating
    Was not a sure loss
    As long as your boss
    Knows that you were not tweeting.

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  2. Tweeting you say?
    For that I won't pay.
    Not even if it was a mouse sweeping.
    Like a text to the masses
    It will make few passes.
    I just dislike all the beeping.

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